Tribute to Bacon

Oh bacon, how I love thee,

I just can’t stop at three.

Your fatty glory makes my mouth sing,

when you wrap my shrimp, I say “cha-ching!”

The perfect balance of salty and sweet,

bacon and chocolate is a tasty treat.

Atop my salad you give my lettuce flair,

I’ll keep eating you without worry of my derrière.

You make good company to any food,

you have the power to lift my mood.

Fried slices of pig belly fat,

hell yeah I’ll take more of that.

I might love you more than cheese,

no wait, that’s ridiculous, more of both please.